Ah, the land of the majestic moose, the maple tree, and the hairy beaver.

You wouldnt catch me visiting this country. Full of strange people who can't speak English properly. There's even allegations that there are some French people here too.

No, no. Not a chance of me even thinking of living here or even spending time with Candian girls.

I'll write something more constructive once I:
     A) Sober up, or
     B) Drink more.