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Rejected children's book titles

 

1. Juggling Knives is Easy

2. Where to Find the toys in the Tumble Dryer

3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things

4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want

5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase

6. 101 Games to Play in the Road

7. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games

8. All Guns Squirt Water

9. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite

10. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain

11. The New Boy is Bad

12. Your Nightmares are real

13. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption

14. Dad's New Wife Robert

15. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator

16. Strangers Have the Best Candy

17. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

18. Some Kittens Can Fly!

19. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

20. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

21. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

22. You Are Different and That's Bad

23. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

24. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

25. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

26. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

27. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

28. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

29. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

30. Bi-Curious George

31. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

32. Grandpa Went To Hell


 
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