Gender Dictionary

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

YES

No
 

NO

Yes
 

MAYBE

No
 

WE NEED…

I want…
 

I AM SORRY

You'll be sorry
 

WE NEED TO TALK…

I need to complain
 

SURE, GO AHEAD…

I don't want you to
 

DO WHAT YOU WANT…

You will pay for this later
 

I AM NOT UPSET

Of course I am upset, you moron!
 

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

Too late, you're dead
 

YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE

Just agree with me
 

BE ROMANTIC, TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

I have flabby thighs
 

YOU'RE SO MANLY

You need a shave and you sweat a lot
 

DO YOU LOVE ME?

I am going to ask for something expensive
 

IT'S YOUR DECISION

The correct decision should be obvious by now
 

YOU'RE CERTAINLY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT

Is sex all you ever think about?
 

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE

Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
 

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME?

I did something today that you're really not going to like
 

MEN'S ENGLISH:

I AM HUNGRY

I am hungry
 

I AM SLEEPY

I am sleepy
 

I AM TIRED

I am tired
 

NICE DRESS

Nice cleavage!
 

I LOVE YOU

Let's have sex now
 

I AM BORED

Do you want to have sex?
 

WHAT'S WRONG?

I guess sex is out of the question?
 

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

I'd like to have sex with you
 

CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?

I'd like to have sex with you
 

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?

I'd like to have sex with you
 

CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?

I'd like to have sex with you
 

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
 

YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE

I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
 

LET'S TALK

I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
 

I DON'T THINK THOSE SHOES GO WITH THAT OUTFIT

I'm gay