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 So, I think it's time to call it - DodgyBarnet.com is no more. It's not dead as such, just sleeping. Having a rest. Taking a nap. 40 winks. Hibernating.
It's not that I don't still love it you understand, it's just that it's usefulness has been usurped by the whole web 2.0 thing, and I do most of my content creation on Facebook and other such sites. DodgyBarnet.com was great for what it was - a fun way to stay in contact and post photos etc while on the move. Being a geek, it was fun to code too. This isn't a eulogy, just a story before bed.
So, all the content will stay up, but be aware that I'm not going to update it any longer. It's like a scrapbook that lives under the bed, but online and with more strange photos. If you want to contact me, you can use the site to email me, or if you know who I am in RL you can find me on Facebook or whatever.
So, thanks for visiting the site, I hope you like what you find here about what the Dodgy Barnet did during his 20's. Thanks!
Penultimate entry:
Well the year is ticking along nicely, although I must admit the website has not really had much added recently, but as the snow melts and the weather is better I should be getting out more rather than hitting up the PlayStation so much. Maybe.
2007 was
a busy year: 6 months of teaching in Korea for the last time, then Thailand for alcohol and sun, then London for alcohol and marriage, and then Central America for Alcohol and turtle conservation.
Now in 2008 I've landed in Canadia and am setting up shop here. It's all very exciting and also all rather cold - bring on global warming!
Whilst I'm a man of leisure (read: unemployed and loving it) I'll get on with updating the site a wee bit then.
First up is Wedding Photos. Twas a great day and here are the photos to prove it. Two videos too, although I can understand that watching someone elses wedding video can hardly be mega-fun-times.
Oh, and one final thing, what the hell is up with my Google Adverts?
Yeah... ah... okay...
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If you're a regular viewer then check out the What's New? page to see, well, what's new.
If you're a DodgyBarnet virgin though, then why not pick a section from below, or visit the FAQ? All links on this site are red
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Thanks for visiting!
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When
people ask me what I do, I've been known to call myself
a photographer. This is mainly because calling oneself a
" work-shy slacker who gallivants around the world
having a good time rather than getting a proper job like
he really should"  doesn't
have quite the same ring to it, but also because I have
the worst memory ever, and photos help my addled
brain recall the experiences I've had (surely one is allowed
exceptions though: I have no recollection of the vivid photos
I received from a Thai Ladyboy *
Just kidding! - DodgyBarnet.com groupies with a thing for a bit-of-scruff like me can rejoice:
the bit about Ladyboys was a joke. Mud wrestling transvestite midgets
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clearly meaning that they're forgeries then… er… ).
Annnnnway… here's the proof that although my job prospects
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Note: The following probably won't be read by anyone as it's a bit dull, but I've never been put off before by people not listening to me for being dull.
This site is viewable in all major browsers, but bear in mind that the photo and adrenaline pages are best viewed if you have broadband as they can take a while to download over dialup. If you're still using a 56K modem you don't need me to tell you this - you know how slow the internet is over the telephone.
If you're using an old screen or have a new one set up wrong, then you'll have to muck about with scrollbars to view this site. Sorry about that, but recent stats show that 98% of my visitors use a high enough resolution, so you're in a very small minority I'm afraid.
Various digital images are strewn about the site and all of them are mine unless clearly stated. Any use of the images on this site is strictly forbidden, but - and prepare yourself for some monumental hypocrisy here - I have stolen a few images from other people to build this site (mainly the adrenaline and hilarity pages). In each case I've clearly marked stolen images and provided links to the crime scene where the theft took place. I thank all those who have unknowingly contributed to this site, much appreciated!
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