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Barry's school needed a Santa to hand out presies to the kiddies, and I was told that I could make a few extra bucks by helping them out, so I jumped at the chance.

Unfortunately the boss of the school was not full of the Christmas spirit and at the last minute declined to pay me any money. I decided to do it anyway - I'd never been a Santa before, and thought it'd be a great laugh.

In the end the kiddies were more confused than anything else. "You Barry-teacher?" they'd ask whilst trying to yank my beard, then Barry would come in and they'd be wholly perplexed.

Once I started handing out presents they certainly cheered up! I think everyone had a good time. I thought it was great.

A couple of photos of the event are below. I was going to Photoshop them to sort out the crapness of my beard / suit, but on reflection, I think seeing my dodgy facial hair through the clip-on beard adds a certain humour to it!

Ladies and Gentleman! I give you "The crappest Santa in Seoul…"



Click on any of the thumbnails to enlarge the photo.



I've got a list, I've checked it twice, and
I'm ready to scare the kiddies!


The kiddies are deeply impressed that the real Santa has turned up…


"Have you been a good boy this year?"

"Well Santa, by the looks of this present, I'd say 'No' "


The resemblance is uncanny I'm sure you'll agree


Another happy child pauses for a photo with Santa.
Now that's a gift they'll treasure for ever.


One of the 3,234,285 classes at Barry's school that I sat with.
No wonder the real Santa only does this stuff once a year!


Barry just couldn't resist having a bounce on Santa's knee.